DaDMuM

by Brad Kearns

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June 12, 2019June 12, 2019

Bounce with the Vuly Ultra Large Trampoline

May 16, 2019May 16, 2019

Being a big brother can be really unfair..

May 16, 2019

We can be really tough on him..

February 19, 2019February 19, 2019

Lulla Doll: my genuine review

April 13, 2018April 13, 2018
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So you want to be a blogger

September 13, 2017September 13, 2017

Her camera roll tells the story of their lives

September 13, 2017September 13, 2017

Our day doesn’t end when we get home from work 

September 13, 2017

It’s 2017 and that’s just what relationships are nowadays

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We had his ashes made into rings. And a month to the day before his birthday they were ready. I didn’t know this was a thing before we started. But I’m sure glad it is. He’ll sit alongside my wedding band forever. @keepsakes_by_nicoleta you’re an amazing and talented human. I hope you all love it as much as I do!
We couldn’t agree on a picture for our dining room so we did what any couple would do and went with her choice... Why am I even here mate @sarahkearnsofficial
If I was going to suggest a gift idea for Father’s Day, I’d say to think of gifts that create time to play together. Because time creates memories. I’ve never shopped online as much as I have since I got my Prime membership with @amazonaustralia . There’s a new Father's Day storefront and I picked up this little project for Knox and I. We build LEGO all the time but the other boys tear it apart as they play too. So this is a special one just for us to work on together. It’s intricate and detailed and we’ll need a special shelf in his room for it. I have a feeling there’s a set coming on that’ll be just ours. Couldn’t wait! He wanted to start on it when he got home from school. #getitonamazon #amazonaustraliapartner
Today Sarah was sick too... I’m still not 100% back on my feet so when my mother-in-law said to bring the boys to hers for a sleepover so I could just take care of Sarah and Teddy I certainly didn’t didn’t turn the offer down. Well I got there with the boys all packed to find she also had two of her other grandchildren staying the night because my brother and sister-in-law are sick too. What the fuck Nan.... who in their right mind would plan this. That’s 4x cousins under 6 for the entire damn night. Woman is a psychopath. I said “are you sure... like I can save you” and she said “oh it’s fine” as one of the little exorcism children was screaming and throwing his feet at another kid on the lounge. So I did what any reliable son-in-law with integrity would do and I got the fuck out of there as quickly as I could. Just when you think you got it nailed... the real pro’s show you how it’s done. #grandparenting
So tonight me and ole Mrs D watching 50 Shades of Grey. Yeah that’s right ,you read it correctly. I gotta tell yas I’ve heard a thing or two about these stories though.... Apparently when the ladies be reading or watching these they be getting a little excited and jumping their partners bones out of the blue. Anyway I’m a smart dude so I grabbed some chocolate out the cupboard also to boost my chances that bit extra nomsayin? So I just wanted to let y’all know tonight my wife probably be fantasising about a young hot fit millionaire while she settles for this piece of shit and I don’t even mind coz I’m just happy to be there. How you guys doin! #gettinglucky #nondisclosure @sarahkearnsofficial
For some reason, when you’re a dad, remaining cool is an uphill battle... You see I got this annoying wife who wants to constantly remind me that I’m no longer the charismatic outgoing young gym junkie she married. She tells me I’m an old man. She calls me lame like she always tryna bring me down. Well I don’t do things to be cool. I do them coz I want to and we never had a problem before. Dead set she won’t even let me wear my bum-bag anymore even though it’s super practical. My latest social profile boost was ordering this sweet little ride on @Amazon australia It’s the MI365. Mate I don’t even care what she says my boys think I am legit the coolest frigging dad there ever was. This thing does up to 30km on a single charge and it’s so fast I kid you not when I say I overtook a cyclist wearing lycra. It was intense as a drag race in my mirage. He was all peddling his little heart out and he could hear me coming up behind him ‘Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr’. As I passed him he tried to go faster but I had him from the get-go. He looked over his shoulder to see what kinda Tour de France legend was on his outside only to see this gangsta in full flight and I just gave him dat head nod. Welcome to the future gentlemen. Mate I have zero idea what she’s on about. Stay cool dads. They don’t even get it. #getitonamazon #amazonpartner #beingcool
Here’s me always saying how hard it is to dress a wriggling child assuming he lays still for her. Nop... old mate be putting him in this UFC chokehold every night just to sort his onesie out. @sarahkearnsofficial #ufc
Day 3 of Harry Potter... Thought I would have Filch better by now but pneumonia got me all Longbottomed out which is a bit Bellatrix Lestrange, you feelin me? The Cedric Diggory thought he might have better luck with the Goblet tonight but again ole Voldemort fucked things up. That’s right folks, there will be no Luna Lovegood round this joint nomsayin? Like I said the Basilisk is under strict instructions. Don’t want any wingardium leviosa situations, nomsayin? Apparently Malfoy is off limits which is a Shamus. Apparently this Room of Requirement needs better health and she gonna Dobby me in to the doctor if I keep goin. As if she never tried to push through sickness before; the Hippogriff... I’m being looked after. Had a good dinner and managed to finish every last Victor Krum. Still haven’t given up hope on the ole chamber of secrets. Granger things have happened at Hogwarts.
Day 4 of Harry Potter... Neville again am I signing up for this shit. You see here I am thinking if I watch it with some form of enthusiasm I’d be able to get the ole Horace Slughorn out, nomsayin? Tell you what she got this Mischief Managed if you know what I mean. She Gringotts this shit covered. She was like... “you’re meant to be resting”. She was getting on Minerva so I was like... “well whatche McGonagall do about it”. Eventually I Centaur downstairs for some chocolate so we could just Netflix n Quill in peace. You see she ain’t exactly no Nymphadora maniac if you pickin’ up what I’m throwing down. Ain’t no Hungarian Horntails around this joint. Ain’t nobody tryna Felix Felicis this guy up. Ain’t nobody Whompin this Willow. It’s Ridikkulus. It’s so Ron. Although after the last few nights of these puns I reckon Hermione ever want to watch movies with me again. Maybe I should just Quiddich while I’m ahead.

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